Leaping Lohans!
Oh my. I was worried that my future grandchildren would not have anyone like Lindsay Lohan to look up to. And now we find out there is another one!
It seems during a separation of Papa Lohan and Mama Lohan, Michael Lohan got busy with Kristi Kaufmann and now 13 years later we have a Lindsay look alike.
sigh....
Surprisingly, it appears like Mr. Lohan has been a deadbeat Dad all of these years, and now will have to pony up with some child support.
Another shocker in this newsflash is that evidently there has been no DNA test, but Ms Kaufmann has convinced Michael that he is the child's only possible father. (Where was she when Eddie Murphy demanded proof of parentage?)
Oh well, I guess the new Lohan could double for Lindsay when she's in rehab.
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It seems during a separation of Papa Lohan and Mama Lohan, Michael Lohan got busy with Kristi Kaufmann and now 13 years later we have a Lindsay look alike.
sigh....
Surprisingly, it appears like Mr. Lohan has been a deadbeat Dad all of these years, and now will have to pony up with some child support.
Another shocker in this newsflash is that evidently there has been no DNA test, but Ms Kaufmann has convinced Michael that he is the child's only possible father. (Where was she when Eddie Murphy demanded proof of parentage?)
Oh well, I guess the new Lohan could double for Lindsay when she's in rehab.
Team Lohan
Rehab All Star
Paparazzi Princess
I Went To Rehab
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