Why does everyone want to save Britney Spears' career? Wouldn't we all be better off if her career was over? If you simply review the highlights of Britney's celebrated career, a few key things stand out.

First the highly suggestive school girl uniform with the video that had perverts...I mean men,  of all ages swooning and cleaning up afterwards in the bathroom. And who can forget the break-up with Justin Timberlake and of course,  the kiss heard round the world with Madonna.
      

Britney has had a few good songs, a couple of mediocre acting performances, and a train wreck of a life. Why should we be subjected to more of this. I mean, really, how bad do you have to be to make Kevin Federline Daddy of the Year? Shave your head, get carted off to the mental hospital and date the sleazy paparazzi? Yes, that will do it.

         

Of course Madonna is trying to help Britney by including her on her tour, well, sort of. Britney is rumored to be making a video for Madonna's tour that involves Britney acting as a crazy person and announcing, "It's Britney Bitch" while Madonna's song "Human Nature" plays in the background. The video below shows a fan's interpretation of what it may be like on the Sticky Sweet Tour. We will replace this with the real thing after August 23rd, if someone gets it youtubed.








But even more recently, it is now rumored that Britney has accepted, or at least being courted for Quentin Tarantino's remake of the cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! In classic Tarantino style, he looks to remake this 1965 arthouse film that follows three wild lesbian strippers who go on a rampage in the desert, with Spears' character killing a man with her bare hands in one bloody scene.


Hmmm... Spears is not by any stretch of the imagination an actress, however, a crazy stripper part may be incredibly easy for her to pull off. But Quentin, we beg of you, no more Britney, please. We are sure you can find someone else to play this role without punishing us with more Britney. Now we say rumored, because some sources are saying that Britney has turned down the role, and at Buzz Edition.net, we truly hope this is the case.

But in the meantime, while we anticipate this Quentin Tarantino remake, we found this great fan made video that was so much fun we had to include it for you today. We apologize if the song gets stuck in your head and you can't escape it. It's April March's song Chick Habit playing to scenes of "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" And we promise you will love it.